Crackhead

You're totally cracked and baby that's a fact

You need to get back on the right track

You got things to do but they never get done

You know you should be working but it's too much fun

Getting stoned to the bone

Chilling at your home

It's mostly pops and buzzes in your dome

Cause you're a crackhead

You never make it to class

You're a crackhead

You know you'll never pass

You're a crackhead

You say your boss's a jerk

But you're a crackhead

You never make it to work

They call me el clemente and it tickles my toes

For breakfast I like a warm shot of the jos...

... E cuervo tequila and maybe a beer

Because drinking's not a hobby it's a career

I do a wreck check baby then I'm ready to go

Singing one potato two potato three potato four

And I'd do anything for you you know that that's the truth

I only I could remember what it was I's supposed to do

But I'm a crackhead

My head hurts like a bitch

I'm a crackhead

I know that I'll never switch

'cause I'm a crackhead

Jangly glass in my brain

I'm a crackhead

And I'm going insane

'cause I'm a crackhead

I wear my boots to bed

I'm a crackhead

I thought that's what you said

I'm a crackhead

But everything's cool

'cause I'm a crackhead