Crib de Amour

You need a little something

Baby that's the truth

No one can tell you that

You haven't got your youth

But with no money and no power

To get where you belong

Just have a little faith

You've got to be strong

Now schnizz is the master of love

And I am his second in command

And tonight one of us

Is going to be your man

Because the crib de amour is open tonight

It's business as usual by candlelight

The fireplace is burning

Come underneath the covers

I will be your undercover lover

With some smooth talking sailor boys

You'll not find the love that you desire

You need a little more than the usual

Someone who can light your fire

The question we don't ask is

Do you have the money

Because we always have the time

And we can be quite funny

So if you want to have

A little lovin' honey

Come over to the crib

Because we've got it running

Because the crib de amour is open tonight

It's business as usual by candlelight

Don't worry honey because we will not bite

The crib de amour is open

Open tonight

Open toniyite