Deep in the Heart of Nowhere

The bars at night, are always bare

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I've got a flat, but i ain't got no spare

Deep in the heart of nowhere

The passing cars, don't seem to care

Deep in the heart of nowhere

They're giving me the finger, i say whate'er

Deep in the heart of nowhere

My girlfriend looks like the possesed linda blair

Deep in the heart of nowhere

She says i ain't got no savoir faire

Deep in the heart of nowhere

My life is like a blank questionaire

Deep in the heart of nowhere

And i don't have clean underwear

Deep in the heart of nowhere

The girl's i meet are like frigidaires

Deep in the heart of nowhere

My hemoroids they bleed and tear

Deep in the heart of nowhere

Feel like i'm sitting on an electric chair

Deep in the heart of nowhere

Jangly glass all in my brain

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I'm falling down the stairs again

Deep in the heart of nowhere

Tried to march to a different drummer but i got no snare

Deep in the heart of nowhere

The hand i was dealt was for solitaire

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I met a girl who was hearing impaired

Deep in the heart of nowhere

She called me up and said,"unghuuuunghaahhhungh"

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I got bursitus because i can't afford healthcare

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I go to bars dressed like a woman

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I made love to a woman in delaware

Deep in the heart of nowhere

My balls swelled up to the size of pairsd

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I thought it was haircream but it turned out to be nair

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I'm not only the president i'm also a member

Deep in the heart of nowhere

Idon't have to make every single line rhyme

I'm secure enough in my rhyming ability

If pennies were pain i'd be a millionaire

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I fucked my grandma for her medicare

Deep in the heart of nowhere

My girlfriends fucking my best friend larr

Deep in the heart of nowhere

She said she was going out to get a pack of smokes

That was fifteen years ago

My girlfriend was round but i didn't care

Deep in the heart of nowhere

When she sat on my face i couldn't even hear the stereo

De janaro

My names floyd but my kids call me gar(y)

Deep in the heart of nowhere

I took my girlfriend down to the abortion clinic where all the fundamentalist christian right to lifers were barracading the place by chaining their naked sweaty bodies to the glass doors while they were being severely beaten to within inches of their lives by overaggressive baton wielding on and off duty police officers because they believed in their heart of hearts that all life was is and always will be sacred but when they saw me and my girlfriend walking up the driveway they all parted and said,"you're in there!"

Deep in the heart of nowhere