Everybody's Fucking Everybody

Angie's fucking David and David's fucking Joe

And Joe's fucking everybody and nobody knows

And Lisa and Linda are fucking Reggie and Tom

But Tom went to the clinic and they dropped the bomb

And Lonnie fucking Angel who's just thirteen

But Lonnie doesn't care if you know what I mean

And Michael's with Maxine who's sometimes with Ron

And everybody's fucking my best friend's mom

And everybody's fucking everybody's fucking everybody

Everybody's fucking everybody's fucking everybody

And Leslie's fucking Adam

When she gets the chance

And I've got a whole lot

Of love in my pants

And who was fucking Mary

Cause she was fucking Leroy Brown

Who was fucking every hooker

That that motherfucker found

And Larry got the crabs

But he didn't get the clap

But Virginia's in the clinic

For a mandatory pap

And Sean's fucking Patty

Who's on everybody's dick

And she's a real nice girl

But her minds a little sick

And Dan's fucking Sarah

Who was fucking Teddy Willis

Who was sucking off the landlord

So she didn't have to pay her bills

And Stanley works the corner

And he's in a lot of pain

But he's fucking every john he can

To buy his heroin

And your wife'll fuck the postman

And she will not give a damn

If you're out busting your ass

Trying to bring home the ham

And disease and moral fortitude

They will not stem the tide

And you cannot keep your daughter home

Forever though you've tried

We're not plants we're animals

And instincts rule our nation

And you cannot live forever

On fantasies and masturbation

So we fuck and fornicate

Until the mother ship returns

And takes us to another world

Where passion doesn't burn