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Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/everything-you-know-is-wrong
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Everything You Know is Wrong
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Everything You Know is Wrong
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I can't feel a thing tonight
The air I breathe is angel white
The songs I sing are locked up tight
Inside the sun again
And I can't feel a thing inside
And everyone is open wide
And everything will be allright
At least so I'll pretend
But I can try and you can try and we can try together
To get along and ride the tide or try to change the weather
And sing a song or bake the bride or bring the whole thing down
Cause everything you know is wrong excuse me while I drown
I can't feel a thing you know
The dress I wear is apropo
The ghost a little to damn slow
To catch my drift again
And I can't feel a thing you see
And everyone is awful free
To do the things they want to be
At least so I'll pretend
But I can try and you can try and we can try together
To get along and ride the tide or try to change the weather
So bang the drum or beat the gong and we can dance the whole night long
Cause everything you know is wrong excuse me while drown
I can't feel a thing tonight
The fear inside is locked down tight
And though I try with all my might
They hold me back again
And I can't feel a thing its true
And even though I smile at you
Can't stand the things you say or do
At least so I'll pretend
But you'll get high and I'll get high and we'll get high together
And work it out and jump and shout or try to change the weather
Freak the funk and gank the geek and dance the whole night long
Cause everything you know is wrong excuse me while I drown
Cause everything you know is wrong so kiss the sun and wear a tong
And we can sing a happy song and try to live forever
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