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Artist: Bob Schneider
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Freaky Deaky
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Freaky Deaky
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I'm freaky I'm deaky my soul is all tweeky
If you wanna meet me I'm at the top of the bank
I'm up and I'm down I'm not fucking around
I'm not homeward bound and but I'm tanked
I know the heebie and I've met the jeebies
I don't get no freebies my brain's full of toast
I got thousands of answers I've always loved dancers
I've used all my chances and now I'm a ghost
My wagon wheels turning our whole life's just learning
My brain has been burning my house is on fire
I got jelly kneebend I' m a four day weekend
Wish I was leaving but there's no desire
I sure do love flowers and soap in the showers
I've got superpowers I'm faster than light
My minds like a donut its empty but so what
They say I'm a ho nut and they might be right
I'm smooth like a ballad I'm silly like salad
I need some coke real bad I've got quite a mess
I'm tighter than ice bar I like to drive race car
I'm all out of lice tar but I'll help you dress
I'm going to Cali I've shot spud's in bally
If you've got the sally I've got crispy shorts
The gas tank's exploding my gun's I'm reloading
The whole world's foreboding my apple's got warts
The box full of rubbers and the mice in the cupboards
Remind me of flubber and big toothy grins
Angels wear pajamas and boys are pirhanas
Down in Alabama where the rainbow begins
The mother the monkey she's happy she's junky
I'm naughty not gunky let's open the doors
I've stashed you with bacon and cooked you with steak in
They always will break in because they want more
I feel like a ruin there's trouble that's brewin
Let me sing a tune and wait in the box
The weather's all grimy I love you your shiny
You're lovely and dimey and never throw rocks
The dreams never-ending the message I'm sending
Post marked viva la vending lets cook the damn pig
I'm topsey I'm turvey and awfully nervy
I might have the scurvy but man I'm so big
Tonight its all Denny's and sense I've got any
We'll open the penny and see what's inside
And maybe the reason why everything's treason
Will end up quite pleasin us all through the ride
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Bob Schneider performs "Freaky Deaky", and this lyric page sits inside the Bob Schneider catalog on LyroVerse.
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