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Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/jagermeister-toast
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Jagermeister Toast
Read Jagermeister Toast lyrics by Bob Schneider on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Jagermeister Toast
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Uma Uma Thurman got the butt
Jimmy smoking crack but I don't give a fuck
I could've had a v8 instead I had a forty
When your girlfriend's on my dick
She always calls you shorty
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, four
Fucked up, wasted, puking on the floor
I never wake up in the morning
Oh my god what have I done
That girl that I was fucking's boyfriend's
Got a loaded gun
Hocus pocus I can't even focus
But your girlfriends on my dick
Like a locust
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup
So pass me the jager
I'll put it in my cup
I'll slam it jam it down
And do I want another?
Yup
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