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Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/like-a-dog
Related lyric paths: 6
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Like a Dog
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Like a Dog
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If you were to treat me like a man
I guess I'd probably move along
But if were to treat me like a dog
You'd probably have to clean up after me
But if you were to treat me like a man
I guess I'd have to move along
If you were gonna go far away
And leave me to my dying day
I guess I'd best just move along
And I'd not have to sing this song
If you were to treat me like a dog
I guess you'll have to clean up after me
But if you were to treat me like a man
I guess I'd probably move along
But if you were treat me like a pig
I guess I wouldn't give a fig
But if you were to treat me like a man
I guess I'd probably move along
If you were to treat me like a woman
I guess I'd probably have to say
That if you were to treat me like a man
I 'd probably have to move along
If you were to treat me like a dog
I guess you'd have to clean up after me
But if you were treat me like a king
I guess it wouldn't be no big thing
But if you were to treat me like a man
I guess I'd have to roll along
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