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Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/lonelyland
Related lyric paths: 6
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Lonelyland
Read Lonelyland lyrics by Bob Schneider on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Lonelyland
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If I had a million grand
And was as strong as superman
And had a golden sparkling tan
And with my bare hands open cans
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
If I changed my name to Stan
And all the women in Iran
Said they'd always be my friends
And if there was a party that would never end
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
And if the world was made from jam
And if I had a case of yams
And everyone loved their fellow man
And even if the kkk were banned
I'd still be waiting
Waiting right here
Waiting for you
Right here in lonelyland
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Bob Schneider performs "Lonelyland", and this lyric page sits inside the Bob Schneider catalog on LyroVerse.
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