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Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/mrs-serious-business
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Mrs. Serious Business
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Mrs. Serious Business
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Cocaine & cracker jacks
Mad money by the stacks
Sleeping with the dogs
Mac daddy mob boss
Mr. Bad ass fuck the cost
Hiding out in the fog
Mrs. Sure shot hide away
Massive alien death ray
Mental mescal crossbones into the night
Stretched out & rock steady
Everybody in the like freddy
Phone taps on theys snowcones out o sight
Mrs. Serious business be sleepin on the wrong side of the law
(jam on girl)
This is serious business now don't you tell your mom & your pa
(you go girl)
High stakes and fake dice
Bad hair and worse advice
Puerto Rican drop top lounge chair ride
Bent kneed and toed down
Chin straight and throwed round
Cut loose and strangled and hangin on tight
Half crazed and shell shocked
Weak kneed and cock blocked
Ain't no crybaby tell me what you say'd
Brain gong all gone
Game over went wrong
Man you look awful you're gonna wind up dead
Ant farm snake charm
Gravy babe on my arm
Rat pack ankle bite bad news purple bruise
Spit shot and taped nut
And super spindel rot gut
Just cut loose and hang tight you got everything to lose
Knocked out and dragged in
Good tooth in the Vatican
Bad gin and triplesec and disco every night
Criminals & high rollers
Bags of dope in baby strollers
Fifty dollar tips and everybody's so uptight
Finer than frog's hair
Wild as a nightmare
Heart as big as the rainbow sun
Moon in her pocket
Got all the stars in her rocket
Those were the days but now those days is done
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