Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Bob Schneider
Canonical path: /bob-schneider/my-pussy-hurts-real-bad
Related lyric paths: 6
Video embedded: yes
Lyric guide
My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
Read My Pussy Hurts Real Bad lyrics by Bob Schneider on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
person
Curated by Ethan Walker
LyroVerse team
Reference snapshot
The page facts to cite before the commentary
Use this page for the lyric text, linked artist context, and any LyroVerse editor's note attached to the song. Listener comments remain user-generated and should not be treated as the primary source.
Lyrics
My Pussy Hurts Real Bad
The lyric stays readable and compact here; the note and related paths sit nearby so you do not lose the song while looking for context.
When I was a boy
You know I used to say
You know I don't wanna
Go to school today
And the excuse I used
To always tell my dad
Is my pussy hurts real bad
Oh my pussy hurts real bad
It sure ain't funny and it makes me mad
Cause its the best damn pussy that I ever had
But my pussy hurts real bad
My girlfriend
Wanted to do some fucking
And I would'a if I could'a
Cause she's so good looking
I said I had to pass
And she sure got mad
When I said my pussy hurts real bad
Now sometimes I think that my girlfriend
Might just be a lesbian
Cause when we're all alone at night
She makes my pussy feel just right
Now some people they might say
That they don't like a man to talk this way
If you're gonna talk about your dick then hey
Pussy's no good but vagina's o.k.
So my vagina hurts real bad...
Quick answers
What this page can answer fast
Who performs "My Pussy Hurts Real Bad"?
Bob Schneider performs "My Pussy Hurts Real Bad", and this lyric page sits inside the Bob Schneider catalog on LyroVerse.
Are there related songs to explore after "My Pussy Hurts Real Bad"?
Yes. The related section below points to Aurora Abby Anderson and 2002 with a short reason for opening each page next.
Where can I find more songs by Bob Schneider?
Use the artist link near the top of the page or the related paths section below to keep moving through Bob Schneider's lyric pages.
Song Room
Open Song Room
Interpretations, questions, and corrections for this song
Interpretations, questions, memories, and correction notes live together here. The room stays noindex while the best insights are reviewed.
Listener comments
What people are saying
No listener comments on My Pussy Hurts Real Bad yet.
A strong comment here is specific: the phrase you keep hearing, the mood you come back for, or the reason this song stays in rotation.
Sign in to post the first listener note. Reporting stays open to everyone.