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Mystery Date

Read Mystery Date lyrics by Bob Schneider on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.

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Mystery Date

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Mystery date

My mystery date

I don't know your name girl

But I know my semen is gone

Mystery date

Sweet mystery date

Can you run to the store

And buy me some gatorade

My mystery date

Sweet mystery date

Did we meet at the black cat

Or the coppertank

I'm sure I'll remember

But right now I'm drawing a blank

Mystery date

My mystery date

You know I love you but please

Take your stinky panties

And get out of my apartment

Don't ever ever teeth my penis

You wrinkled stinky genius

Mystery date

Sweet mystery date

I know it sounds lame

That I don't know your name

And you're not to blame

So don't be ashamed

(it's driving me insane)

My mystery date

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Bob Schneider performs "Mystery Date", and this lyric page sits inside the Bob Schneider catalog on LyroVerse.

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