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Rock Star

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Rock Star

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I'm a big rock star

Check out my shoes

My girlfriends' mighty purdy

And they always come in two's

I'm a big rock star

I'm sure that you can tell

Because my hat's too tight

Because my heads so swell

And it's a good thing that I'm me

Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue

It's a good thing that I'm me

Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt

And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked

And that's the truth

I'm a big rock star

The man of the year

My pants is all shiny

From people kissing my rear

I'm a big rock star

My albums number one

My dick ain't all that heavy

But my wallet weighs a ton

And it's a good thing that I'm me

Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue

It's a good thing that I'm me

Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt

And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked

And that's the truth

I'm a big rock star

You know that I'm a freak

My hair's a different color

Everyday of the week

I'm a big rock star

My crib's super swanky

I'm cooler than a cold cut

And my shit ain't even stanky

And it's a good thing that I'm me

Otherwise I wouldn't have a clue

It's a good thing that I'm me

Cause if I wasn't then I'd have to bust my butt

And get a job and that would suck and I'd be fucked

And that's the truth

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