Institutionalized 2014

I came home from work the other day

I was tired

I just wanted to sit back in my big chair

And play a little a xbox

You know, relax a little

Then my wife comes in

She start telling me I play too much Xbox

I said: What the fuck do you mean?

This is just how I relax

Can't I just play a little Xbox?

Then she says: I saw on Oprah today

That guys that play video games don't love their wifes

I'm like, Motherfucking bitch, fuck Oprah!

I don't give a fuck, I just wanna play my video game!

I don't give a fuck about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man

You better worry about your motherfucking self

I just wanna kill some motherfuckers on Xbox

She says: You seem like you have a anger problem

Maybe you need some help

I'm like, Bitch call the police now!

Gonna be institutionalized

You'll come out brainwashed

And with bloodshot eyes

You won't have anything to say

They'll brainwash you

Until you see their way

I'm not crazy, institution

You're the one who's crazy, institution

You're driving me crazy, institution

They pull me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I go on the internet

I'm just trying to check my email

So I put in my password

It says I have an invalid password

I know my fucking password

So then it says: go to customer service

So I get on customer service

I start talking to this dude

This motherfucker sounds like he was from india or some shit

He says to me: What's your first dog's name?

I don't know what my fucking first dog's name was

What the fuck's the matter with you?

I just want my password!

Give me my fucking password!

So then he ends up giving me my password

And he says: Your password has been sent to your email address

I'm like, I can't get in my email address

What about can't get in my email address

Do you not understand, motherfucker?

He says: Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem

You should have that checked out

I'm not crazy, institution

You're the one who's crazy, institution

You're driving me crazy, institution

They pull me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I'm just sitting alone

On lunch break at my job

Trying to eat a ham sandwich

Got a little potato chips on the side

A little kool-aid

This motherfucker walks up to me and says

Are you gonna eat that?

Like, Yeah I'm gonna eat that

What the fuck you think I'm gonna do?

Shove it up your ass?

Do you understand that that pork can kill you?

Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me

Unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun

But I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!

He says: Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan

Fuck, a vegan?

I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker

Just step away from my fucking sandwich!

He says: Do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid?

I said: Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?

Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?

He says: Oh my God, you need therapy

You have an anger problem

I'm not crazy, institution

You're the one who's crazy, institution

You're driving me crazy, institution

They pull me in a institution

Said it was the only solution

To give me the professional help

To save me from the enemy, myself