They Pray With Snakes

In the belly of the plane is where the serpents stay

While the passengers sit helpless mere inches away

Snakes plottin schemes to bite the pilot

And make the aisle carpet flow with blood

Everyone's screamin' except for Samuel L.

He just looks around sayin "Snakes? What the hell?"

They bite you twice and your the latest departed

Look at this shit that those assassins started

Slitherin' all around us, stench of snake scat in the air

Theyre too dumb to notice Samuel is there

Snakes are no match for an ex-Jedi, you see

Snakes are slidin' right by him not takin' time to be

Aware of the SLJ loadin' up his AK

That he bought from a postal worker earlier on E-Bay

Overlooked by the reptiles is how he prefers to be

As the terror increases 30,000 feet above sea

[Chorus:]

I can hear the screaming in the Boeing at night

They Fly With Snakes and they poison my mind

I can hear Samuel reloading his nine

He Shoots at Snakes and he does it just fine

What can be worse than snakes that traverse airlines

The airport security musta been snortin yey lines

While snakes huddled into the Boeing's back

For their weekly helping of midnight snack

But now the survivor count is growing much thinner

Only 2 people left: The Samster and an ex-swimmer

The snakes are thinkin' this feast'll be bangin'

A snake leaps at the swimmer and chomps th' part thats hangin'

Aint heard that much cursin since th' South Park movie was shot

Then Sammy J. yells You fuckers ready or not??

3 different snakes take a flyin leap

BOOM BOOM BOOM they all land headless in a heap

Ungodly sounds of hissing echo through the skies

And yellin from the passenger with a snake nippin his thighs

But by dawn the last snake has finally passed away

and Sam cries out Merry mornin' to all, and to all, good day!

I can't hear no screamin' from the airline tonight

Sammy Killed Snakes and I'm feelin' alright

Get these fuckin' snakes out my mothafuckin' sight!

Says Sam bout those snakes, and he's very much right