Smart Girls

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee

My name is Brian and I'm the man

I write hit songs with a wave of my hand

Songs of surf and sun and sand

I make great music with my band

Songs you dance to and songs of joy

I'm the original Beach Boy

Everybody's gone surfin' Surfin USA

All the songs I used to write

Talked about girls who weren't too bright

Round round get around I got around

What I was lookin' for I never found

As time goes on I've seen the light

Intelligent chicks are dynamite

When I grow up to be man

Giddy-up giddy-up 409

Now some guys like the flashy types

And some guys dig the ugly types

I'm no different from the rest

I love hips and legs and breasts

But strictly on a higher plane

What really turns me on's her brain

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls

Sexy legs with high IQs

Smart girls, I love the smart girls

You brainy babes with your attitudes

Smart smart smart smart girls

Did I love you little surfer girl

Or was it just your bod and long blonde curls

Fun fun fun was all we heard

Cruisin' in her daddy's thunderbird

Ba ba ba ba barbara ann

She ran away with another man

This is the worst trip

Help me, Rhonda

Get her out of my heart

Rhonda helped helped, helped me for a while

Not much going on behind her smile

I wanna hot hot, massive stimulation

Women with more imagination

Yeah smart girls are my inspiration

Given me

Good good good good vibrations

Wouldn't it be nice

If they gave PHDs

For strokin' me with hypotheses

Gimme a gal who teaches school

Who's not afraid to break the rules

Women doctors and lawyers, too

Can really make a man out of you

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls

Sexy legs with high IQs

Smart girls, I love the smart girls

You brainy babes with your attitudes

Smart smart smart smart girls

Smart girls

Wish they all could be

Smart girls

Rhyme in poetry

A clever head is a real turn-on

You bright, you brainy amazons

Authors, scientists, and architechts

Sultry babes with intellect

Don't worry baby

Everything will turn out

God only knows what I'd be

Without smart girls

Hip hop and harmony

I'm wiser now, I know where it's at

Intelligence is an aphrodisiac

So if you're seekin' that perfect mate

Listen to Brian, beauty's great but

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls

Sexy legs with high IQs

Smart girls, I love the smart girls

You brainy babes with your attitudes

Big brains are awesome, dude

Smart smart smart smart girls

Smart girls, talkin' 'bout smart girls

Sexy legs with high IQs

Smart girls, I love the smart girls

You brainy babes with your attitudes

I wanna congratulate you

You were just fine