Least Favorite Rapper

Busdriver:

Uh oh

Nocando:

I don't need no popper stoppers,

cause the money in the pop.

Busdriver, Nocando.

Busdriver:

Wait hold on though

Nocando:

Project blowed

Busdriver:

Don't say my name though

Nocando:

Poppin P's profusely

Busdriver:

I don't want anybody to know I'm on this song

Nocando:

These sneaker geek emcees to me are so Broke Back

So fuck sexy in '09 I'm bringing broke back

Busdriver:

Your favorite rapper's brawny

Wearing a French braided hair shirt

My bank account be scrawny

Since I was a 10th grader square twerp

Nocando:

Your favorite rapper is extravagant

Aside from his pompous name

He's like a nursery with more cribs than John McCain

Busdriver:

Your favorite dude champions every Chicago city slum

From his condominium

While brandishing his implausible mini-gun

Nocando:

He sells more drugs than the FDA

He's ready for war like FDR

I believe him whole-heartedly

Because he keeps saying it in every bar

Busdriver:

Your favorite guy said that he shot niggas

On the grass lawn in his rap song

But he's sweeter than baked goods

When he claims his hood as Capcom

Nocando:

Your favorite rapper's got Alzheimer's

Repeats himself like an old timer

He works harder than a coal miner

When it comes to picking ghostwriters

Busdriver:

And me, I'm your least favorite

With a haircut like a pineapple

Wearing khakis torn singing hi-soprano

Loading candy corn like it's live ammo

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper

My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper

Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:

Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA

Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

I am your least favorite

I am your least favorite

I am your least favorite

Nocando:

I am your least favorite rapper

my release date is after

the D-Day disaster

I need to get cheesecake for master

Busdriver:

I am your least favorite Flavor Flav impersonator

Pissing on the circuit breaker

Nocando:

While the strippers to the percolator

Busdriver:

I will be spell-checking some blurb in the paper

Nocando:

Read by the type of hipster

That don't like me yelling all kinds of niggas

While I'm vibing with you like Micheal Richards

Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga, Nigga

Busdriver:

Still unliked because my leading single's about

Laser beams and force fields

And my hoopie's not full of groupies

Just Mavaline and orange peels

But I'll serve niggas at the Pizza hut

Nocando:

In a suburban kids say I'm not street

But compared to them I'm street as fuck

Busdriver:

I will put USB in their tween cunts

Nocando:

When it comes to this nerd rap

It seems like the black thing's a problem

You know what I Idi A-mean

I feel like the last king of Scotland

Busdriver:

So my job has me cultivating all the white guilt

Dipping Polaroids in rice milk

Smacking Souja Boy wearing corduroys

And an iced grill

Nocando:

The new rap fans listen to 'Ye

Start sniffing the yay pretending they're gay

Put a switch in their hips with a feminine sway

Just to convince the women to stay

Busdriver:

Selling out like it was Christmas Day

And give everyone an admission to pay

For a tit in the face

Nocando:

I was beginning to say

What came first the chicken or egg

The twist in the fray, dissident fan that listens today

Dissipates visits and strays

What the fuck

Did our whole sense of business decay

Busdriver:

We underused all the parlor tricks

Instead of talking about art and shit

I should have put my hardened dick

On the hind quarters of Time Warner

Nocando:

It's over!

That fool just served Time Warner,

fools are sniffin' yay,

that fool had tits at your Christmas party!

Shout out to Forest Whitaker, Idi Amin!

Yeah, Yeah!

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

Oh, Oh! I'm your least favorite rapper

My records only get released in Anchorage, Alaska

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

I'm your least favorite rapper

Rummaging through debris of screenplays and actors

Nocando:

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Busdriver:

Oh, Oh! I can't lease space ships from NASA

Because I'm your least favorite rapper

Nocando:

What's wrong with you?

Busdriver:

I am your least favorite

I am your least favorite

I am your least favorite