Conspiracy

It would get us started

It would help us all a lot

If you'd understand there's a conspiracy in pop

They work world-wide and they're on TV

The Jazz B-b-b-butcher Conspiracy

From Oslo to Rome

New York to Berlin

When the Conspiracy knocks somebody always lets us in

Armed and loaded with philosophy

To consider the big ones seriously

In the world of science there's something going on

It's the egg-potato phenomenon

So if you don't know the ratio potato to egg

You'd better shape up now, somebody's pulling your leg

Oh no!

Oh, whatcha gonna do when the floor caves in

And everything turns as ugly as sin?

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

Whatcha gonna do when the bus breaks down

And it's four in the morning in a foreign town?

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

There's a pain in your head, there's a hole in the road

You gotta look at this thing in philosophical mode

And you'll be all right, you'll be all right

When circumstance gets you on your back

You gotta roll, roll, roll over the exit, Jack

And you'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right

Big questions, big questions

They're bothering you and they're bothering me

And they even bother people at the BBC

Big questions, big questions

Call out the guard!

Wooh!

You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Whatcha gonna do when the balloon goes up

And the physical world goes all unreliable?

You'll be all right, yeah, you'll be all right

Human life and metaphysical death

Chemistry sets can make an awful lot of mess

But you'll be all right, you'll be all right

Eggs and spuds on a scientist's bench

Channel 4 movie, terrible stench

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

You get all your assumptions upside down

Well welcome home, you're on the wrong side of town

But you'll be all right, you'll be all right

Big questions, big questions

Aristotle, Hume, and old Plato,

You've gotta see those suckers go, go, go

Big questions, big questions

You'll be all right

Chop! Chop! Busy! Busy! Work! Work! Bang! Bang!

You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Big questions, big questions

Whatcha gonna do when the house falls down

And you feel about as snappy as the late George Brown?

Big questions, big questions

You'll be all right, you'll be all right (x2)

Here's some advice, make an appointment, today

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

Yeah, get your secretary to pick up the phone

And make an appointment today

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

It's a brand new thing, it goes in the fridge

It's a brand new thing and it goes like this

You'll be all right, you'll be all right

Yeah, and you'll be all right (repeat to fade)