Down The Drain

Well I wish I'd born in a bar

I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far

I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar

If only I'd been born in a bar

And I wish I'd been born on the beach

With everything I wanted in my reach

I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach

If only I'd been born on a beach

And I wish I'd been born in the woods

And I don't want to be misunderstood

I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good

If only I'd been born in the woods

And I wish I'd been born up a tree

Walking on the ground just not for me

I'd build a little shelter, get my foilage for free

If only I'd been born up a tree

And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore

I wish I'd been a tiger even more

If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar

So I'd been born in Selangore

And I wish I'd been born down the drain

'Tis where I've ended up, all the same

Talk to the spiders, that comes out in the rain

If I'd been born down the drain ...

Or in a bar.