Girlfriend

Here I am, I'm just lying on the floor with you

We had to get drunk, it was the only thing we could do

Well, it's funny 'coz I thought that it could have turned out quite romantic

But it isn't like that, which is fine, 'coz it means I can stand it

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My best friend's girlfriend... I've got a girlfriend

And you're somebody's girlfriend too

You know it only ever makes me down

Oh look, it's easy,

You come round my house, give me information, then you go home

Well, it sure beats talking all that foolish rubbish on the telephone

But I don't know about all the implications of all this,

I just feel so-so,

But it's a measure of a feeling that I can't identify

that I can let you go

Chorus

Something's got a hold on my heart and it's making me down

You left me singing

"Don't sleep in the subway darling,

Don't standing in the pouring rain, Maureen."