Hard

What is happening to my self-respect?

Tear out my hair I wish they'd shut down the mail.

Lift up the lid and to my great surprise

There was unwanted evil aliens in my garbage pail.

And it's hard hard hard hard

To get out of bed (when you get weather)

Yes it's hard hard hard hard

To get fed - you get stuffed instead

Esther from Leicester made a big mistake

She put a fake baked snake in her boyfriend's cake

And when the time came to blow out the candles

She couldn't see it when he flew off the handle

He said "all that time, I've got to get out of here

Don't need a public service love affair where nothing is clear

I've seen the light and I've got the address

I've got to run run run run run until I'm out of this mess"

And it's hard hard hard hard

To get on the train (when you're in love)

Yes it's hard hard hard hard

To explain (when you're in love)

Goes like this...

So now I'm running up and down in the street

It's the middle of the winter and these shoes hurt my feet

You mess up all my dreams and you won't let me sleep

You're the one I've got to have so don't dismiss me as sweet

But good grief what a squalid affair

What a round about division of my own devising

I'm so decrepit my condition's unfair

But if you live the life I'm living then it isn't surprising

And it's hard hard hard hard to get on the train (when you're in love)

Oh it's hard hard hard hard to explain (when you're in love)

And it's hard hard hard hard to get on the train

And it's hard hard hard hard to explain

Yes it's hard hard hard hard to stand on your feet

Yes it's hard hard hard hard...