Hungarian Love Song

You say you're hungry, well that's a shame

Of course, I can't say exactly who's to blame

This town is crazy it's quite insane

But I'll see it never happens again.

I'm glad that we're meet 'coz you should be eating

I can't stand to see you this way

Life looks much grimmer if you've had no dinner

So darling believe what I say

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I'll be your breakfast

I'll be your dinner

You won't get hungry

You won't get thinner

To see you starving

Is no damned good

So darling, darling

I'll be your food

You queue for butter and old jam tarts

To see you do this weighs heavy on my heart

You can break that state monopoly

And you can have all your meals for free

Just call me and you can start

'Coz there's no shortage in our hotel

We eat like porkers and drink like hell

So let's just sit in bed and talk

And you can drink a knife and fork

And bite bits and chew them well

Life is for living and love is for giving

And here is the scheme I propose

If you need groceries, dear,

They're much closer than you might have first had supposed

Chorus

I know it's bad dear, to say the least

This bloody nonsense between the West and East

You shouldn't take it quite so hard

You've got a butter mountain in your back yard

Just call me and we can feast

And if you need me, girl I'm always there

Just take my bones out, remove the hair

And if you call out I'll catch you later

I'll be waiting in your refrigerator

Diced into neat little squares

'Coz the best thing for you is a gigantic stew

It's the answer to all your despair

Oh girl, don't try to be tender

Just make with the blender I

want you to know that I care

Chorus

I'll be your breakfast

I'll be your dinner

You won't get hungry

You won't get thinner

Don't take offense now

Don't think me rude

But if you need me

I'll be your food