Our Friends The Filth

He's a marine commander in a submarine world

And he knows what he's after he's a tank driving man

He talked to orcas - they told him whoppers.

He's wearing flippers he's got an optical correcter on his goggles

His mind's a blank he's only thinking of his duty to the folks back home

He watches the boats as he floats down the Danube

He's been making a living giving businessmen head.

He's anti-grav, he's underwater

Oo floating around in a state of confusion

In the bath can't find the plug hole

They took one look they sank his boat

Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement

Disaster in the Mediterranean

Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement

Disaster in the Mediterranean

Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement

Disaster in the Mediterranean

Hold down, turtle down down, death in the basement,

Disaster in the Mediterranean

Swim

(female: it's a nice place to visit x8)

Like a Ninja Simone

With a cold-hearted stare

Came a terrible rage

On a squid in a mood.

Our friends the filth are only geezers:

They use their tweezers

Well it seemed a shame to move it

Ed lived next door

Said use a plunger

Dogboy gets his biscuit and the cake gets bigger

You want it mad I'll give you barmey

You want it rough go join the Army

You want absurd I'll give you barmey

You want it rough go join the Army

You want real life I'll give you barmey

You want it rough go join the Air Force

You want absurd I'll give you barmey

You want it rough go join the Air Force

You want my name I can't remember

You want my vote you'll have to pay me

You want my car you'll have to drive me

You want my number you'll have to find me

You want it now I'll see you later

You want it large you'll have to feed it

You want it mad it mad I'll give you donuts

You want it fresh you'll have to keep it in the bath

sample: [cheering]