Cotex

TM = Tanisha Michelle

L = Lyndah

Intro:

[Boss]

No, no, no, this is all wrong

I can't take this today

I'm on my period

Look, Leeanda, you come up to my office right now

Leeanda, Leeanda

[L]

No, it's Lyndah!

[Boss]

Whatever

I never understood why you people had such funny names anyway

I know that you people don't like to work

But around here you have to work

And you're going to work hard

Is that understood?

Take those headphones off of your ears!

You're not going to listen to that nigg

I mean rap music in this establishment

Is that understood?

Is it?

Answer me!

And furthermore, you're going to work through your break

Through lunch, and overtime

[L]

I can't work overtime, I have to pick up my daughter at 6:00

[Boss]

That's not important

Now we know who's boss around here, don't we?

Now get out of my office!

(door slam)

Goddam niggers

Verse 1:

[L]

Bitch bleeding all fucking day

Up in her ass, dripping down her legs

Her panties are soaking, drenched in blood

Her ass so cakey, it feel like a bug

She got cramps shooting up as far as her breasts

[L & TM]

That bitch got PMS!

[L]

She crabby as hell, couldn't give a fuck

But yo bitch, you out of luck

You used the last fucking Cotex an hour ago

Ain't got no money, can't run to the store

So hot from the chair, no time to fess

[L & TM]

Bitch, you go change your Cotex!

Verse 2:

Blood clots, big as the fucking block

You fucking with everybody on the job

Is your head pounding from all that blood?

Well, yo bitch, shut the fuck up!

Gather up the tissues, stick it up your hole

And don't try to act cute, you fucking hoe

You ain't had tissues, so you used a rag

You lying, dirty douche bag

Back to the problem

[L & TM]

What she said?

[L]

Bitch, your drawers is red

I'm a give you a piece of my mind

Bitch, blood's on your behind

Goddam motherfucker fish smelling bitch

Looking three months pregnant, go take a shit

I know you sick of this bloody time of the month

You can't get no dick 'cause your husband fronts

Walking around he all riffing and shit

I oughta whoop your ass, bitch

I'm a tell you to your face, 'cause I won't fess

[L & TM]

Bitch, you go change your Cotex!

Verse 3:

[L]

Now you walking around all fucking day

But no one wants to tell you your ass is red

Carrying on like you hot shit

L & TM]

You leaking, bitch!

[L]

Fuck out my face, and do it fast

Before I shove my foot in your ass

And if I get fired from this fucking job

Every payday, bitch, your ass is robbed

So be on your way, and don't try to flex

Bitch

[L & TM]

Go change your Cotex!

Go change your Cotex!

Go change your Cotex!

Outro:

[L]

I quit

Fuck you, fucking white bitch!

Kick your fucking ass

[Boss]

Leeanda, Leeanda

I don't approve of that language around here

I won't have you speak to me in that maner

Leeanda, get back here

Get back here now, Leeanda!

Fucking niggers

[L]

At this end I end you

Fucking gutless whore

I take you to fucking war

[Boss]

Whatever