Shit Popper

[TM = Tanisha Michelle, L = Lyndah]

[Intro:]

[Woman]

Yo Lyndah, I hear you're trying to talk to my man

What the fuck you looking at him for?

Man, you better stay out of his face

[L]

Bitch!

You getting up in my face

I'm a put you in your fucking place

[Chorus:]

[L & TM]

Yo bitch, you better shut up

Before you get fucked up

You fighting her, you fighting all of us

You better chill, before you get bum rushed

[Verse 1:]

[L]

I'm a tell you once, and you best understand

No, I don't want your dumb ass man

Stepping to me with that bullshit

Bitch, you know you get your ass whipped

Me, and that motherfucker?

Ho, that nigga sucker

Get the fuck out my face, stay out my path

Or my footprint'll be a fucking autograph

In your ass, stupid bitch

Popping that dumb shit

You crazy as shit

I'll stomp a mudhole in you, bitch

She dumb as hell

Bitch gonna make me go to jail

But I don't give a fuck

[L & TM]

'Cause we got the bail

[TM (Over Chorus)]

Yo bitch, get out her motherfucking face!

Who do you think you talking to like that?

You don't be going off on my homegirl like that

I'll break your motherfucking ears right quick in this motherfucker

Get off her face!

Go do the dishes

You gonna do what?

You gonna do, make my motherfucking day, bitch!

Make it!

Bitch, I'll hit you with... [fades]

[Verse 2:]

[L]

Shit Popper, Do Hopper

Big Doctor, motherfucker chopper

One big bidet up in the house

Others just say she's just a bitch with mouth

She got a problem, thinking highly scented

Hey yo bitch, go on and talk that shit

[TM]

I'm the Shit Popper, the ho from Brooklyn

Niggaz on my shit, yo bitch, stop looking

But I don't give a fuck about what they say

'Cause a bitch like me, I got to get paid

See, I'm the type of bitch that dates the dope dealers

Set the suckers up with the damn card feelers

Always got to be posting bail

'Cause the niggaz I hang with live in jail

For taking out punk motherfuckers like you

Since you're out to get robbed, that's how I do

'Cause I'm a bitch, I don't like suckers

[L & TM]

Why

[TM]

I like hard motherfuckers

The niggaz that push the dope

[L & TM]

Why

[TM]

They buy my fat gold rope

Brothers that take a life or two or three

They'll take yours if you fuck with me

As you can see, I don't take no shit

I'm the type of bitch that you don't want to fuck with

Bitches who think you got class

Ain't none of y'all shit, so you can kiss my ass

All my man did for some goddam dough

Ready to fuck with some coke or some blow

Acting like you sophisticated and shit

You ain't nothing but a high price crack bitch

Broke motherfuckers, this one's for you

[Men]

Fuck y'all bitches

[L & TM]

Yo, fuck y'all too

[TM]

Bum motherfuckers ain't got no money

Don't you want pussy, do I look like a dummy?

If I let a nigga like you get laid

Huh, I got to get paid

Lyndah, since you're the head bitch

Why don't you grab the mic and finish this shit

[L]

Hold up, hold up, wait a minute

Wasn't that the same motherfucker whipping your ass last week

And now you want to step in my face?

You fucking fool!

It's time for that bitch to get schooled

[Verse 3:]

Well I'm Lyndah and I'm a teach you

How to deal with a woman beater

'Cause you and your man disagree

It don't give him no authority

To be beating, kicking, hitting on you

Bitch, I'm a tell you what the fuck to do

Wait, 'till he go to sleep

Into the bedroom, you must creep

[gunshots]

Three to the head

Leave the motherfucker there laying for dead

Punk motherfucker, he ain't got no heart

If he did, he wouldn't hit ya, ho, from the start

So ladies, if you're sick of getting hit

Repeat after me

[L & TM]

Fuck that shit!

[L]

Call the police, what the fuck for?

Sick of seeing two dicks at my door

They take the motherfucker for a walk around the block

You think that'll make the ass whooping stop?

No, you must ask yourself

If you can't, then pay someone else

To break a few of his goddam bones

That'll make the motherfucker leave you alone

'Cause I'm Lyndah and I'm a teach you

That's what you do with a woman beater