Grand Ol' Party Crash

Our nation must come together to unite

I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully

Nobody needs to tell me what I believe

But I do need somebody to tell me where Kosovo is

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling

I wake up to a caffeine cigarette vaccine

And bathe in water I wouldn't drink before gasoline

Feel like a loser because I'm not in Fallujah

Paintin' a Land Cruiser with an Iraqi then taking his ruger

No M-16 to gimme a callus inhuman super malice for GOP Uber Alles

Baby suicide bombers hurdle suitcases in the nursery

I'm in a deli eatin' tuna tasting the mercury

Then wash it down with a two dollar bottle of water

Get on the train and think of Terrorists with box cutters

Gun concealer cuz I see a realer reality

And what I breathe through my nasal cavities killin' my batteries

Bombs in metropolis out all eye sockets

Esaphagus melted out some Shi'ite group will get their props for this look

I need petro for my Mercedes

But I'm not going to trying to kneel or bow for Emperor Cheney (NO)

Maybe I'm crazy but I will not just follow the herd

Unless of course it's enroute to lynch Mike Bloomberg

Being pimped by a gas pump and all it's Saudi members

Are like 'fuck you' with New York's two middle fingers

If the opposite of pro is a con then look beyond this

The opposite of congress must be progress

Wat the second coming's aborted and put in the dirt

I still don't know what to wear with this orange alert!

I was proud the other day when both republicans and democrats

Stood with me in the Rose Garden to announce their support

for a clearer statement of purpose: you disarm, or we will!

American flags fly morals high

A unit of twenty or so repelling from apaches in the sky

Into a village of killers little Jimmy from Jackson

Mississippi just graduated and seeing action

M-16 locked loaded and spitting properly

Whoever's in that line of fire chest full of democracy

Turn the corner team leader neck up to nose gone

Blown off this is not PS2's SOCCOM

Jimmy stays so calm shoots count nothin'

Riddled in his back answers come flying out his stomach

Face down then face up in a bed almost dead

Eyes slowly open I.V. bag and no legs

A couple of sandwiches some bloody bandages

In a room full of amputee G.I. amateurs

He gets the word that his unit didn't make it

Got a free ticket home but flat lined before he got to take it

We're certain there are people

That can't stand what America stands for

We're certain there are madmen in this world

And there's terror, and there's missiles

And I'm certain of this too

Cops tape up the scene gunner downs nine

They're chasing away kids playin' hop-scotch in his chalk outline

Two F-16s screech an iridescent sky

Look down we're not in Iraq we're in NY

Rats in the streets we move underground like earthworms

Two coasts couldn't abort Satan in his first term

The army in the subway walkin' with toolies

I'm on the train with the back of the dollar bill still talking to me

Drive with my left I know my whats right my weapon hand

Like the maps of DC streets still show a pentagram

License on the car window when I pass through

You've seen the news no joke the New York pig department will blast you

My Weatherman party is invite only soldier

Cuz with one wave a King G DUB's scepter it's over

The right to assemble puts the bureau's team on you

Look into my file and nod to this while Jello screams on you!

By our efforts we have lit a fire in the minds of men

It warms those who feel its power, it burns those who fight its progress

And one day this untamed fire of freedom

Will reach the darkest corners of our world

It is the policy of the United States to seek and support the growth

Of democratic movements and institutions in every nature and culture

With the ultimate goal of ending tyranny in our world

Except right here at home, yee-haw!

Don't mess with Texas

Don't mess with Texas

Don't mess with Texas

Don't mess with Texas

Connie, Connie, give me some pretzels

Rummy, Rummy, give me that bible

Give me that bible with the pages cut

Out and it got that cocaine in it

C'mon, c'mon, don't mess with Texas

I'll fuck anything that moves!