money buy drugs

I hate the internet

Me too

Got a new plug, my other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks

Dropped 200, I got too much

And I got too fried I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness

When it so happen that money buy drugs

Therefore by the transitive property

When I'm fucked up don't talk to me

I feel like it's a bunch of lil bugs on top of me

Help me, I can't get 'em off of me

I can't move I'm stuck in a sofa

Then stuck in a room where the walls get closer

Next time your try fuckin' me over

I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster

It's too late no one can stop me: Hey Siri

How do you get rid of a body?

Chop it up, do a little bit of Karate

I'm doin' 90 and it sittin in the bag ridin' shotty

Such a good boy when I was 18

But I smoked alcohol and drank weed

And now my brain turned into baked beans

Don't be like me, kids I'm fried

(Fried, fried, fried, fried)

Got a new plug, my other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks

Dropped 200, I got too much

And I got too fried I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness

When it so happen that money buy drugs

I feel obligated to say this

Kids don't do drugs, drugs are dangerous

The brain can change in ways I can't explain

But it feel like I'm stuck in a simulation

Two sedatives for the euthanasia

The voice in my head got too persuasive

The flu contagious, everybody dead

Except a couple rich white dudes in spaceships

Ding, ding, time is up, the world is ending, the climate sucks

I'm high and drunk, drivin' a Cybertruck

The AI talkin' to me like it's tryna fuck (fuck me)

Such a good boy when I was 18

But I smoked alcohol and drank weed

And now my brain turned into baked beans

Don't be like me, kids I'm fried

(Fried, fried, fried, fried)

Got a new plug, my other guy sucks

Barely got a buzz off 25 bucks

Dropped 200, I got too much

And I got too fried I'm sunny side up

Got your dad doin' blow off my ass

Got your mom tryn' suck on my nuts

Don't tell me money don't buy happiness

When it so happen that money buy drugs