Beach Fagz

Woke up, had a boner

Dragged a comb across my boner

I said, "It's high time

For us to experience high tide"

No thanks, I don't drink

And, oh, God, are you drunk?

What you've done?

This vibrato isn't helping things much

No one should trust my statement of faith

'Cause I didn't make eye contact

And I kept touching my face

Be honest

But not that honest

Be honest

But not that honest

I think I know where the bathrooms are here

I've been going to this restaurant for 17 years

For a minute there

I thought you were twice as tall as me

You're no spencer and I'm no Dan

But we'll sound like Wolf Parade much as we can

For a minute there

I thought you were twice as tall as me

Not that honest

Well, be honest

Not that honest

Be honest

Not that honest

Well, be honest

Not that honest

You said, “Why don’t you just grab the brush from Da Vinci

And tell him how he could be doing it better?”

I said

“You’re supposed to call him Leonardo”

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

I wish I was a kid with an adult boyfriend

I wish I was dead

I wish I was dead

I wish I was dead

I wish I was dead

I wish, I wish

I wish, I wish

I wish, I wish

I wish, I wish