Suppose You Gave A Funeral And Nobody Came

Go ahead you fucking sadists

Pucker up and kiss some babies

Kiss 'em till they die of rabies

Get your tits out for the ladies

Summoned home from Barcelona

Another day, another donor

Two submissions or a coma

Gutterpressville, Arizona

Follow that ambulance

and when that ambulance stops

Take every photo opportunity

that knocks

Because you're popular

You're beautiful

The whole world knows your name

But suppose you gave a funeral

and nobody came

Here's the church

Here's the steeple

Open the door where's all the people ?

Light up the sky

with sub-standard fireworks

Release the pitbull doves of peace

I've changes my mind

about the mindless violence

I'm happy doing porridge

with the knowledge that at least

You may be popular

You're beautiful

The whole world knows your name

But suppose you gave a funeral

and nobody came

Here's the church

Here's the steeple

Open the door

where's all the people .