All That Jazz

Come on babe, why don't we paint the town?

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all... that... jazz

Skidoo

And all that jazz

Hotcha

Whoopee

And all that jazz

Slick you hair and wear your buckle shoes

And all that jazz

I hear that father dip is gonna blow the blues

And all that jazz

Hold on hon'

We're gonna bunny hug

I bought some aspirin

Down at united drug

In case you shake apart

And want a brand new start

To do... that... jazz

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all... that... jazz

"Listen, you're hunsband ain't home, is he?

No, her husband is not at at home"

Find a flask we're playing fast and loose

And all that jazz

Right up here is where I store the juice

And all that jazz

Come on babe

We're gonna brush the sky

I betcha lucky Lindy

Never flew so high

'Cause in the stratosphere

How could he lend an ear

To all that jazz

Oh, you're gonna see your sheba shimmy shake

And all that jazz

Oh, she's gonna shimmy til her garters break

And all that jazz

Show her where to park her girdle

Oh, her mother's blood will curdle

If she'd hear her baby's queer

For all... that... jazz

All... that... jazz

Come on babe why don't we paint the town

And all that jazz

I'm gonna rouge my knees and wear my stockings down

And all that jazz

Start the car

I know a whoopee spot

Where the gin is cold

But the piano's hot

It's just a noisy hall

Where there's a nightly brawl

And all that jazz

No, I'm no one's wife

But, oh I love my life

And all that jazz

That jazz