Class

Whatever happened to fair dealing

And pure ethics

And nice manners?

Why is it everyone now is a pain in the Ass?

Whatever happened to class?

Class.

Whatever happened to Please may I

And Yes thank you

And How charming?

Now every son of a bitch

Is a snake in the grass

Whatever happened to class?

Class.

Oh, there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors,

There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores

And even kids'll knock you down so's they can pass

Nobody's got no class!!!

Whatever happened to old values

And fine morals

And good breeding?

Now no-one even says oops

When they're passing their gas

Whatever happened to class?

Class.

Oh, There ain't no gentelmen that's fit for any use,

And any girl will touch your privates for a deuce

And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass

Nobody's got no class!

All you read about today is rape and theft

Jesus Christ, ain't there no decency left?

Nobody's got no class!

Every guy is a snot

Every girl is a twat

Holy shit

Holy shit

What a shame

What a shame

What became of class?