Mr. Pond

It's not the way she looks at you,

Like you're the first man in her life,

Because I know Amy's true,

And when we're through she'll be my wife.

I know you save the universe,

She paints you in perfect lights,

Though I may be just a nurse,

The Doctor isn't always right.

You've got no idea just how dangerous you make people to themselves.

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

And I can't lie and say that I'm fond

Of the way you've been hurled into our world,

Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

But there's so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don't see,

Why can't she see?

She's never said that she loves me,

But she'll still risk her life for you

And in your company it seems to me

That's all she'll do.

Well I guess it's Amy's choice,

And I know I can't over rule her,

But I've hardly had a voice,

And I don't want to lose her.

You've got no idea just how dangerous the world is when you're around.

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

And I can't lie and say that I'm fond

Of the way you've been hurled into our world,

Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

But there's so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don't see.

Why can't you see what you're doing to Amy?

If you keep putting her in danger, you're going to get her killed!

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

And I can't lie and say that I'm fond

Of the way you've been hurled into our world,

Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?

Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,

But there's so many things that could go wrong

In your time machine that you just don't see.