DQ

I laughed when your dog died

It is cruel, but it's true

Take me back, kiss my soft side

Does he love me most now that his dog is toast, ooh?

I'm with stupid, find me with this guy

Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie

Best is when he stays with me all night, all mine, big fight, soft side

Blacked out with the beefcakes

Siphon drool, just be cool

Lost the bet, won the sweepstakes

Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh

I've been celebrating since Thursday

I always get dumped on my birthday

I'm the one who said in the first place, foreplay, okay, anyways

Woo!

I'm four years above sixteen

I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline

I'm too sad to be mean

I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen

Gone south at the Safeway

Bark me through it, baby, prove it!

I'm a mess, I mean in the best case

Does he love me most? Maybe I don't come close, ooh

I'm four years above sixteen

I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline

I'm too sad to be mean

I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen

I'm four years above sixteen

I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline

I'm four years above sixteen

(I'm with stupid, find me with this guy)

I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline

(Colossal and he's caught in my hair tie)

I'm too sad to be mean

(Best is when he stays with me all night)

I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen

I'm four years above sixteen

(I've been celebrating since Thursday)

I bounced so high, I peed the trampoline

(I always get dumped on my birthday)

I'm too sad to be mean

(I'm the one who said in the first place)

I'm gonna end up working at Dairy Queen!