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Artist: Cheech And Chong
Canonical path: /cheech-and-chong/elmo-pimp-song
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Elmo Pimp Song
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Elmo Pimp Song
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Sunny day chasing our cares away and making sure we stay the hell out of Elmo's way, cuz hes one bad mother fucker, hes one bad mother fucker
(chorus)
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
Elmo pimps hos
and he'll pimp you too.
Unlike Snuffulumpus, Elmo maked the bitches huff and puff on his nuts
cuz its like that,
hes a pimp from sesame street, fuck with Elmo and you might get beat
like Cookie Monster got beat
cuz he was playing cards with Elmo and he tried to cheat
But Elmo saw him trying to cheat
so he got out his seat, whipped out his meat and gave Cookie Monster a treat
now that blue bitch is missing a few teeth
now how many cookies can he eat?
none motha fucker cuz he got busted in the motha fucking mouth YEAH!
chorus
Big Bird Big bird better check what you heard
I hear Big Bird wasn't down with the nerd
I told Elmo about that shit
Elmo made Big Bird suck his dick.
Then he hit him in the beak and said you weak you weak.
The Elmo said hey Big Bird get the fuck out the kitchen if you can't stand the heat
Cuz I'm the motha fuckin pimp of sesame street!
chours
motha fucker...yea
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