Hello? Is This Thing On?

Sometimes you don't say nothing cause you got nothing to say

And sometimes you tell it all cause no one's listening anyway

And you don't know for certain but you think you might be a bore

Don't wanna be nobody's burden so you just hit the dance floor

Cause the opportunities presented stop you dead stuttering on the sentences

You just get so tired of smiling and nodding like you are interested

Small talk's asking questions that no one cares about what the answer is

Somewhat of a necessity I guess it is but

Watching others conversation from your place against the wall

You'd have something worth saying if you could only find a place in the bathroom stall

But remember when you come out don't you dare look inside the bathroom mirror

You might see you are there but barely wondering what you are waiting for

What is it what was it and does it even matter anymore

Hey, am I making any sense at all?

Does anyone here speak English?

'cause everybody's acting like I'm crazy

Hey, is this thing on?

And I must confess or maybe you've already guessed

The you is me, I made up the rest

And don't you know sometimes I could just kill for a good conversation