Double D Cups

A one D, two D, parody of Toby

Now double D cups are utterly incredible

At Mardi Gras and Spring Break they're usually quite visible

But you there sweet lady have a good set of breasticles

Are they real? I don't have to ask

Hey double D cups may look inflatable

And whether they're paid for is often debatable

But on tons of websites they're always downloadable

As well as Kim Kardashian's Ass

Double D cups, six thousand bucks

We'll credit card 'em, go ahead and charge 'em

I love you double D cups, can't get enough

I'm glad I bought 'em, so glad I bought 'em

I like 'em in tank tops, I like 'em in sweaters

I like when they point like an Irish Settler

Double D cups have never looked better

But I can't seem to get lucky

Yeah I must admit that ladies with big 'uns

More than a few times had my name written

On them with a sharpie when they see fittin'

But they're all usually quite chubby

Double D cups, hope they don't bust

Good lordy, lordy, you're such a hottie

I love them double D cups, can't get enough

Oh what a body, oh what a body

Well, nothing against those who were not as blessed

And may never win a wet t-shirt contest

But when it comes to double D's I confess

They're the "va" in my "vavoo"

Double D cups can be saline and plastic

The bigger, the better, they sure look bootastic

And though they might make it hard to do gymnastics

I mean it when I look at them and say:

Double D cups, you're more than just jugs. Bazoons, cans, baby feeders, tata's, milkshakes, pink nose puppies, hooters, watermelons, twinner sausages, blouse bunnies. Whatever you are you're still my friends, my life long friends, both of you even the slightest small one.

I love them double D cups in bras that push up

Like Dolly Parton, like Dolly Parton

We love those double D cups, can't get enough

They're kinda gaudy, oh what a body

Double D cups x7