Cledus T. Judd

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New Car

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Page type: lyric reference Artist: Cledus T. Judd Canonical path: /cledus-t-judd/new-car Related lyric paths: 6

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New Car

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(spoken)

Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign...

(BEEP)

Wait till I get me a royalty check

I'm gonna buy me an American made car

Piece of junk

People always shout obscenities

When I stall in their lane

They're all convinced when they see me driving this heap that I'm insane

But seat belted in

I push the gas down fearlessly

Breaks stop working then

I watch the engine overheat

I need a new car

I can't ever get far

This one breaks down on me all the time

It's got four bald tires

And it always backfires

And I'm sick of that check engine light

I need a new car

I replaced all the cables and hoses

Had grease all over my face

For a couple weekends I had parts thrown all over the place

I put it back together fast

But now it's even worse

Now my friends just laugh

Cause it only goes in reverse

I need a new car

Getting to work's hard

When you have to drive backwards all the time

I'd find a junkyard and I'd sell it for parts

But I know they won't give me a dime

I need a new car

I won't repair anymore

Now the dang transmission's about to fall out

The only thought that's on my brain is the new car

I could be driving now

Rumor is they're having a sale over at the push pull or drag car lot

If I can get this towed down there I swear I'll take anything they've got

So with a credit line of $20,000 plus

No interest or money down and no more taking the bus

I got a new car

Looking like a big star

I don't care if the price is too high

It's got a VCR cruise control and Onstar

So I know where I'm at all the time

I got a new car

He got a new car

(recording)

I hope you enjoyed your refreshing six pack of Judd

Take a six pack of Judd to your next party and bandy it with all your friends

And remember listen responsibly

Thank you

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