Paycheck Woman

Well the last thing I need, is a lazy housewife

If your gonna lay around and sleep all day

You better work third shift a night

In a carpet mill or a truck stop

Even if it's for minimum wage

Oh you can get yourself some pasties

And get up there on that stage

Now the Baptist look down on you

But don't listen to their lip

Cause you can dance butt neked on a big brass poll

As long as you're making tips

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home

You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long

So here's to all my brothers out there pulling down O.T.

Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)

Employee discounts, well their real nice

I hear the head cashier at Wal-Mart can get fishing lures half price

Ain't that sexy really sexy when a woman saves money

And what really turns me on is a two income family

So even if it's part time bagging groceries at the store

You better get out there and punch that clock

Cause I'm sick of being poor

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home

You can't lay there eating Bon Bons while I work hard all week long

So here's to all the woman who think money grows on trees

Ah let me get a big hell no, from the working mens like me Hell no (Hell no)

I want a paycheck woman don't want no welfare broad

All the chicks I date are lazy I say hey y-all get a job

You better bring home the bacon and fry it up when you get home

You can't sit and watch soap operas while I work hard all day long

So here's to all my brothers out there putting in forty

Ah let me get a big hell yah, from the working men like me Hell yah (Hell yah)

Hell yah (Hell yah) (Hell yah)