Plowboy

{spoken}

Hand me that balloon right there

Boy I used to love to do this when I was a kid

Watch this...Hey, watch this girl

Plowboy

Ain't that funny?

Plowboy

{sound of a horse neighing}

Well I'm a-packin' up my truck

An I'm a-head down south

Where real men pack their lips

With dips in their mouth

Start a moonshine still

Sleep in a tent

Buy some cheap livestock

Find some land to rent

Then I'm a Cledus T. it

Up and down the farm

With a couple of barns

A baby calf in my arms

You know I hate to brag

But I'll be tilling the most

Run a barbwire fence from post to post

Keep shells in my gun

Deer heads on my walls

Live out in the sticks and wear overalls

why because I wanna

Find me a home in a cow town baby

Where the buffalo roam

Read the Farmer's Almanac for all the right reasons

Make sure my crop is the top for next season

Cledus T. is the farming freakazoid

Yeah I'm heading down south sugar

Because I wanna be a plowboy baby

(With my "Go Braves" hat on my John Deere tractor)

Plowboy baby

(Redman pouch full of chewing tobaccer)

Plowboy baby

(Sleeping at night cause I work all day)

Plowboy baby

(You can smell my pigs from a mile away)

I bet you'll hear my rooster crowing when the day begins

He goes..

(Sounds of a rooster crowing)

In lust for a hen

Home schooling, home fries, good homemade wine

We'll harvest the fields

(But not before its time)

Plant peas, and beets, green beans and rice

Haul manure from the barn to fertilize

And if the price is right

I'm gonna sell my hay boy

And let G-E-O-R-G-I-A know why they calling me

The Plowboy baby

(With my truck locked down into four wheel drive)

Plowboy baby

(Living like a king in a single wide)

Plowboy baby

(Sleeping at night and bushhoggin' all day)

Plowboy baby

(Thank god for Willie Nelson and Farm Aid)

YEAH... Cledus T. you can call me a hick

The only woman for me is a Dixie Chick

I got two billy goats

Week 'fore last

Till my snapper gets fixed

They'll be cuttin' my grass

Back hoeing, scare crowing, shoeing my horse

You know a horse is a horse

(Of Course, Of Course)

Spruce up the spread gotta make it look right

I gonna paint my barn red then paint my fence white UH!

vidalias, tommy toe tomatoes

Irrigate some ground for my sweet potatoes

Break wild mares

Farm like Quakers

Got no love for you vegetable haters

How I'm gonna buy my seed

Sell my soul to the seed and feed

My thumb is green just like my hay bailer

Ain't no chickens in my yard keep em all in my trailer

Dog named Ol' Yeller

Kudzu is thick

I'd slop my hog but I

(Already fed it)

I'm picking off ticks, scratching poison oak

But I keep on sucking thanks to calamine lotion

(Plowboy)

got a 4230 with my diesel whinin'

(Plowboy)

spend all my time on a big combine

(plowboy)

Praying at night it'll rain some day

(Plowboy)

You can smell my pigs from a mile away

(Plowboy)

Got my crop laid out and the sunshine shinin'

(Plowboy)

Got an old tin still with my moonshine shinin'

(Plowboy)

You can smell my swine