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Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

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Stoled: The Copyright Infringement Incidnent

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Well I went down to a Music City function

Where I just heard a song that I had to howl out

My lawyers told my to proceed with caution

Or I'd make a whole lot of songwriters mad

Uh-huh

And I said

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind

If I take a song and make it mine all mine

Like I did so many times with old Tim McGraw's

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines

Well I stole it once stole it twice

I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row

Well he just moved to town and he didn't know

About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI

So he might as well kiss his song goodbye

I had my number two pencil going about a mile a minute

Till I had his ideas all written down

And I knew I really went and did it

When the police came and hauled my butt downtown

And I said

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind

If I steal a song and make it mine all mine

Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw's

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines

Well I stole it once stole it twice

I STOLE that song and I must confess

When I went to court I plead no contest

Got a big fat lip and two black eyes

Never should have messed with his copyright

Yeah

I told the judge I had writers block but he hauled my butt away

And now it hurts too much to laugh about the song I stole that day

When I said

Hey John Michael Montgomery won't mind

If I steal a song and make it mine all mine

Like I did so many times with Tim McGraw

Yeah I never heard anything sound so fine

Mind if I borrow one or two of your lines

So I stole it once stole it twice

I STOLE it from a writer on Music Row

Well he just moved to town and he didn't know

About ASCAP, SESAC, or BMI

So he might as well kiss his song goodbye

(GASP)

EYE

STOLE

WHEE!!!!

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