Where's Your Mommy?
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Where's Your Mommy?
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Track one "Where's Your Mommy"
Parody of Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy".
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Go to sleep little baby
Before the boogie man gets you
When you'll awake,
We'll pat a little cake
And ride the pretty little pony...
(spoken)
Shhh...uhuhuh...
It's OK
Ahhh...You so cute...you little wookie wookie wookie wookie
Was it my singin???
You look so much like your daddy
Ha ha
Who's your daddy?
No I'm just kiddin'
I love you so very much
You want..
Uh come here to me...
OOOH...
(sniffs)
Shooo...I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaper
That little boogie boogie boogie boogie boogie
I love you so much...but I wish you would just quit crying.
Well I'm sittin here rockin our cute little baby
Tell me why you just won't stop cryin'
My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine's
Yeah I burped you twice sounded good
Did everything a father should
Read Barney and nursery rhymes
I guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a while
I put on a brand new diaper baby
Huh huh don't you wet it
Everything was going just fine
Till's you threw up on me when I fed ya
Where's your mommy
I'm going crazy
Call up a buddy
I need a friend
Cause I'm a new dad
Who don't know what to do
When a tummy starts to rumblin
Your diaper's droopin'
You won't stop poopin'
Now I have stood all I can stand
Where's your mommy little baby
You've got a dummy for a dad...
(spoken)
Shhh come on what's wrong with you
Your tummy tummy tummy hurt you
Little pookie pookie pookie pookie
Quit cryin' please...
Well...you're still up past your bedtime baby
Huh huh...ain't cha...Now I've about had it
I never knew what your momma went through
But I do now and I know
UH
I'm no good at it
Where's your mommy
I'm going crazy
How'd you get muddy?
Where have you been?
It's that dang doggie door
That you keep crawlin through
I'll have to nail that thing shut again
You sure are screamin'
You must be teethin
I warmed your bottle
I burned my hand
Where's your mommy little baby
You've got a dummy for a dad...
Here comes your mommy little baby
And your daddy sure is glad...
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