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Artist: Coalesce
Canonical path: /coalesce/jesus-in-the-year-2000-next-on-the-shit-list
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Jesus In The Year 2000 / Next On The Shit List
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Jesus In The Year 2000 / Next On The Shit List
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Out of the way, John's coming through and you're next on the shit list.
In memory of the man, who taught me how to live.
When the chips were down, and the barrel was loaded.
Oh, John. Master (peace brick) thief.
How can we ever forget you?
Everything we did you did bigger.
And you could bring the kid out of anyone of us.
And I will never understand what you thought you were doing.
You didn't have to go out like that, John.
You didn't have to do that. We love you.
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