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Staying In Anthem (LMFAO Parody)

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Staying In Anthem (LMFAO Parody)

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Staying In!

I decided to stay in tonight.

All my friends are out having good times

Gonna try to get some work done

All my friends are having fun

Try to organize my bathroom shelf

Quickly give up and just Google myself.

Gonna read my own blog posts

Shit I think I just saw a ghost

Stay home on a Friday night

Here kitty kitty, she likes to hide

Contemplate a tumblr feed

Looking for reality shows to stream

Where you at I gots to know

Sweat pants, pit stains like a hobo

Half veggie half cheese Domino's

Here's the money, please don't go

Yo!~

I'm running through these dragons like bagons

Sending emails from my phone so no one knows I'm home alone

By myself ya - my buttons are popin'

Peein' and poopin' with the bathroom open

Party' rockin' in my house tonight

Gonna try out my new book light

Try to watch documentary

But it's foreign so I fall asleep

I'm so lonely I could live tweet

Fill up all my friends Twitter Feeds

And I think I'm starting to regret

Is Dakota Fanning 18 yet?

All night I'm googling.

Stand up slow

You've been sitting to long your blood pressure's low

Come and make that booty go

And now stop

Get off my KEY-BO

Bring my comforter out to the couch

Anxious cause my friends are all out

Talking to myself out loud

Facebook my Ex

I'm Naked Now!

Full crust to me all night long no questioning

Full crust

Full crust

Full crust

Full crust

all night long no questioning

questioning

all night long

all night long

all night long

Making fool out of my dirty clothes

Watching shows underneath my parents nose

Drink a cup a Triple Sec

It's the only liquor I have - left

I think I'm having a panic attack

Everyone the ghost is back

I think I might be slowly losing my mind

Should of gone out and had a good time

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