Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Wish I had a portal

Wish I wish I had a portal gun

Wish I had a portal

Wish I wish I had a portal gun

To be an aperture science client

Would be like a dream

Hey yo my brain has been cravin' it back

Since portal hit steam

No commute to work I'd have

The portal express

With a blue one in my closet

Orange one at my desk

When my roommate is annoying and been

Toying with my stuff

I'd shoot a portal underneath him and just

Punch him in the nuts

I'd order delivery get it

Fast like digiorno

'Cuz once it leaves the restaurant

It goes right through a portal

I'm never late for a date

Just ask my lady friends

By using portal physics

I'm always impressing them

Forget making reservations

I would never have to wait

Portal in the right location

I've got someone else's plate

I could sneak into a party

Where they didn't invite me

And be dealing out bacardi

While some dudes try to fight me

Would always end well

Dealing with these mere mortals

Aperture handhelds

Got me thinkin' with portals

Wish I had a portal

Wish I wish I had a portal gun

I'm not mute like freeman yo

But please don't make me beg for one

Wish I had a portal

Wish I wish I had a portal gun

I'd be cool as chell

Oh I could do a speedy grocery run

Life gave me lemons

I don't make lemonade

I'm mad like cave johnson

I got lemon grenades

The world is filled with puzzles

I could solve with portal physics

I would brave the chamber struggles

Just to escape family visits

I'd be traveling like a maveric

Surfaces all orange and blue

When I'm locked out my apartment

I'd use the companion cube

Oh glados take me to your center

'Cuz I want to get enriched

I'm dying thinkin'bout your science

I'd do anything for it

Yeah, I'd shoot two portals in a vertical line

Undo my belt, lean in and

Change pants without having to look down

Also I'd suck my own dick

Yeah bitches science now your cumming through portals