Black M.F. In The House

Hey yo, what up man?

How much it cost 2 get in this motherfucker?

What the... U people can't come in here

What U talkin' about man?

This is not the place 4 U

Shit, all I wanna do is use your telephone (Turn all that

fucking shit off)

(Hey, hold on U, U just... hell, U just go now! Let go of me!)

Why U white motherfuckin' peckerwood, U redneck son-of-bitch!

(That fucking nigga - get out!)

I'll kick your motherfuckin' ass! (Hold back!)

Here we go

If U ain't got no money, U can't taste mine

Man, he got 2 be crazy

Yo, what's this motherfucker talkin about G?

Yo Tone, I don't know

Cold grab the mic and just wreck some shit!

(Come on y'all) {sample repeats in song}

U got a black motherfucker in the house on the 1 and 2

Some who don't like the language, I say "Yo, fuck U!"

Cuz this a record and I'm irate

And as a matter of fact, let's set the motherfuckin' record

straight

Some of U can't stand the way I bring it

And can't stand the way a black motherfucker swings it

Check this out G

If U never stereotyped it, the stereotype would never be, ho!

But 4 now, U got some black motherfuckers in the house

(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)

Yeah, U got some black motherfuckers in the house

(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)

Don't U hate it when a jig is in the house? (Yep)

He ain't been in the club 5 minutes

'Fore 6 or 7 cuss words flyin' out his mouth (Fuck U)

Hand all on his erection

Makin' rude gestures in your girl's direction

Don't U hate it when they get up and dance?

U don't watch Soul Train, U ain't got a chance

What the hell they got 2 come here 4? (Hell, I don't know Cliff)

Next time we need a big white sign at the door that says

"No black motherfuckers in the house" (Yep, that'll do

it)

Get the hell out of here

No black motherfuckers in the house

(Common ho) (Oh my God!)

Yeehaw!

Best place 4 a coon's in the tree (Yep, get a rope)

Yeah

I don't know Charlotte, that big one's kinda cute (Black, black)

Why he could stir my lemonade any day

(Black motherfuckers in the house)

Ah, here he comes again

Now I'm hyped and I'm vexed, streamin' 2 set it off

It's time we saw U with the N.P.G., the refs get off

I mean we come off, I believe it's cuz of the shit we tossed

I'm thinkin' about the redneck motherfucker who thinks he's the

boss

Who's the dudes that let loose the vibe?

Yo, and labeled me just another chicken-eatin' nigga in the

tribe

4 a man with no tribe is a man with no family

Dumb motherfucker, understand me?

What did U say? Billy Bob, go get my pistol (Mm-hmm)

U got some black motherfuckers in the house

(What up, loc?) (Oh my God!)

I'll cut your ass

Yeah, U got some black motherfuckers in the house

(Get up, loc) (Oh my God!)

{repeat phrase 3 times}

Black, black {x3}

Black motherfuckers in the house

Hey, let go of my arm

Nigga, what's wrong with U?

Uh oh

Where U taking me?

Shut up

Ooh, is that your car?

U know it

Cliff, U gotta do something

Damn, this shit is boring

Why don't U boots do a solo or something? U...

Hey boy, U gonna play the piano or just bang on it?

(Black, black, black motherfuckers in the house)

About time, hell

(Black, black, black motherfuckers in the house)

Cliff, that boy on that piano kinda good

He's alright, it's that big one I got a problem with

Billy Bob, get my pistol, shit

And he got a real pretty mouth

Now watch

Yo, U got the black motherfuckers in the house (What up, loc?)

See, that's what I'm talkin about, he...

He oughta keep his place (He oughta keep his place)

Sho'nuff some black motherfuckers in the house (What up, loc?)

Alright, where is he?

Floyd, what in the sam hill did happen 2 U?

[Cut them niggaz in a ... ] (I kinda like that part)

Ha, ha, ha

Can I tell U one thing I do not like?

Give a fuck what U like! (I'll do him, Cliff)

I do not... boy, don't U holler at me, I hate that

Casey trippin', boy in the house

Hey

I don't like my...

Come here boy

I don't like crackers in my soup

Don't U know I will cut your ass 3 ways: long, deep and

constantly!

Come on y'all

Stop racism now!