Mel's Song

Come stay with me, stay in my room,

My duvet smells but so would you

If you hadn?t washed in as long as i have

And i?ll wash my balls if you say that you?ll grab them.

But nah, i?m not gonna make you do that,

It?s just you and me on the bench where we?re sat,

So come back to my room and we can watch a movie

And my passion for you will go right straight through me.

I?ll say something like ?baby, could you be the one

That will always throw your love to me??

And you?ll be like ?nah, you?re just some pissed prick

Try?na get some of me and that makes me sick!?

And i?ll be like ?nah, i love you so much?

And i know it?s pathetic but i?ve had enough

Of being alone on my own in my home

I just wanna be here when

You're screaming and moan to me.

Baby i want you, but i know you don?t,

You?ll just point at my boner

And say "fuck off home!"

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try.

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

Won?t you slap me one more time?

And i?ll cry and i?ll cry, and i might wonder why

This beautiful Mel girl don?t like this guy?

Is it cause i didn?t wash my hair today

And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way?

Is it cause my bo had nowhere to go

Except straight up your nose

But you smell like a rose!

Not that i sniffed you of course

I mean i really would like to

You?re not just some bitch on a bench

The boys like to lie to.

The fact is, Mel, i was drunk when i saw you.

Did i not make it clear that i massively adore you?

You know i?d even quit drinking for you.

I should?ve been sober, but i didn?t want to.

Before we started we were already over

?Cause i can?t talk to girls when i?m sober.

Girls like you aren?t common,

And when they come around, i miss them.

But i can still say that i sat on a bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try.

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

Won?t you slap me one more time?

I?m sorry if you think that £1.50 was wasted,

Those were the best damn chips i ever tasted.

Won?t you slap me one more time?

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try.

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

Won?t you slap me one more time?

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

I don?t know how to spell your second name but i?ll try.

Melanie, won?t you spend the day with me?

Won?t you slap me one more time?

One more time.