My Day

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!

We weren't polite, we were bad-mannered

And we didn't give a crap

About anybody's feelings

Or the property they had.

Too much cashing, too much booze

And threw away what we had left,

Only ever cared about the shit

We thought we had to get.

Our education only hindered

Our social activities.

Never let the teachers teach us

Treated them like enemies.

Kept on smoking, kept on drinking,

Kept on bitching 'bout our health.

We chased money, and when it never came,

We cussed the men with wealth.

In my day, we'll be spitting in the street,

In my day, all the promises we keep.

In my day, worried we was bi',

In my day, 'cause everyone was high.

In my day, pissed about the wars,

In my day, where no-one had a cause.

In my day, never spoke my mind,

In my day, pissed away our time

In my day.

They're putting sewage in the sea

And putting garbage in the ground

And we paid to go to festivals

Where they were strict with sound.

Claimed as much as we could claim

Wherever we could make a claim,

And we spent it all on drugs

Cause life is better when you're baked.

We were ignorant and didn't care

To learn the things that we lacked.

There were wars and we would criticise

And then we would relax.

We were sheep, we sat on any bench

That had a pretty view.

If it came from men in suits or youtube

Then it must be true.

In my day, we'll be spitting in the street,

In my day, all the promises we keep.

In my day, worried we was bi',

In my day, 'cause everyone was high.

In my day, pissed about the wars,

In my day, where no-one had a cause.

In my day, never spoke my mind,

In my day, pissed away our time

In my day.

We saw planet up on youtube

And we left comments on its state.

As the internet expanded

Made our lazy minds deflate.

Grew up thinking we were so advanced

And had the largest heads.

Didn't masturbate with our own minds

Instead we used the web.

We had no tolerance for anyone

So then we made it law.

Just made people more intolerant

To everyone they saw.

We hate racist, dead alpha-males

The power of arrest,

We joined the army 'cause we saw an advert

Saying 'Be the best!'

In my day, we'll be spitting in the street,

In my day, all the promises we keep.

In my day, worried we was bi',

In my day, 'cause everyone was high.

In my day, pissed about the wars,

In my day, where no-one had a cause.

In my day, never spoke my mind,

In my day, pissed away our time

In my day.

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!

My day!