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Artist: Cosmo Jarvis
Canonical path: /cosmo-jarvis/sure-as-hell-not-jesus
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Sure As Hell Not Jesus
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Sure As Hell Not Jesus
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Here i sit
If i didn't need nobody, i'd thank god for it
There'd be nothing that'd stop me getting on with it
It'd be me and my brain
And my pain, and my shame
I guess i do
This carpark's only got one space and it's for you
Alone can show an ugly face, so pull me through
To where i won't need a light
To see at night
Cos i'll be alright
You're sure as hell not jesus, but you're saving me
Thank you very much for putting faith in me
Reminding me a light was once so great to be
I'm glad i made a friend that doesn't pray for me
Here i wait
For something bad and saddening to draw my way
I fight to give it everything and lose i may
But i still got you somewhere
It's just upstairs
Maybe i care
Guess i am
No big and strong goliath, i'm a wandering man
And sometimes i get tired and i'm glad a hand
Comes and slaps me and then
It goes again
I guess you're my friend
You're sure as hell not jesus, but you're saving me
Thank you very much for putting faith in me
Reminding me a light was once so great to be
I'm glad i made a friend that doesn't pray for me
So thanks, my little angel, (thank you too!)
For watching over me
She says she's gonna break my nose
If i don't behave next week
You're sure as hell not jesus, but you're saving me
Saving me, saving me, saving me, saving me
Saving me, saving me, saving me.
I'm glad i made a friend that doesn't pray for me
You're sure as hell not jesus, but you're saving me
Thank you very much for putting faith in me
Reminding me a light was once so great to be
I'm glad i made a friend that doesn't pray for me
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