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Artist: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
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Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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One!
Two!
One, two, three, four!
We know what people think when they see us
That we're so hot, it's insane
Ane! Ane! Ane!
When we exit a pool, we do it in slow-motion
But that don't mean we can't complain
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
This is our quiet personal time to reflect
(Flect! Flect! Flect! Flect!)
We both have almost no body fat
But we're too bummed out to talk about that
I know we look so much better than you
But fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh!
Everyone is at our sexual mercy
Be them a mister
Or miss
Miss! Miss! Miss!
But when we're down on our knees
No one has sympathy
Because they only see this
And this and this and this and this and this
But what about this?
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
It's just hard to process emotions with our clothes on
(Clothes on! Clothes on! Clothes on!)
Our pecs are perfect, but we have bad days
So don't objectify us with your male and female gaze
We have childhood traumas just like you
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Uh!
Give us back our shirts, you monsters!
Yeah, what is wrong with you?
Come on, guys!
Uh, Josh?
No!
Are you actually here?
Like, in reality?
Yeah, this is my new job
I'm a go-go dancer at this club
That's what you meant by volunteer fireman
Okay, got it
You wanna join our imaginary song and dance?
Sure
'Cause fit hot guys have problems, too
Don't look at us, we're not dancing for you
Leave us alone, because we have to twerk out our sad
(Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad! Sad!)
We're expressing our pain through the art of dance
But we'll express so much better without these pants
There's so much pressure when you're a fit hot guy
So just let us ugly cry! Let us ugly cry!
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