Gratuitous Karaoke Moment

I usually hate singing in public

Yeah, I can't believe I'm holding a mike

Relatably

We're both off-key

But it's the part of the film that everyone likes

It's our gratuitous karaoke moment

We sound really bad, but look! We're starting to sway

Gratuitous karaoke moment

Ooh, how 'bout we flirt in a performative way?

The camerawork gets better

As we get into the swing

It's makes no sense

But we're gaining confidence

As if it's unnecessary that we sing

In this gratuitous karaoke moment

Our chemistry is better with every chord

Gratuitous karaoke moment

The crowd was annoyed

But now they're getting on board

And now there's this section

Where the song gets quiet

And you hear all the glasses clinking in the room

We take each other in and forget where we are

Until we awkwardly remember that we're onstage in a bar

Oh, right!

In this gratuitous karaoke moment

Somehow we are both doing this move

Gratuitous karaoke moment

Sadly, this film does not improve

After this gratuitous karaoke moment

In 10 years, you realize this scene does not hold up

But you'll still sing this song at karaoke

And no one will care because no one actually likes watching other people sing